Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
I’m so annoyed with you right now. I want you here right now. No talking. Just hold me. That’s it.
"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"
this is my favorite thing of the day
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
Fantasy, sci-fi and gender bending by Sakimi chan from facebook
Is it me or does male Elsa look like he’s about to give a “hadouken!” To some unsuspecting foes?
omg i will cosplay that cruella de vil
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
cant bitch out now
"Those poor bastards"
How to get over a break up
is the drawer full of gummi bears
I’d bet my life that those are vodka gummi bears. fuck yeah.